Fake Kloepfer Interview

Imagine this: here I am, talking to Mike Kloepfer before the one of the biggest games of the year Saturday...

Fire Mike Kloepfer: So Mike, what is going to be the key to the win tonight?

Mike Kloepfer: Obviously, the key will be to score more goals than the other team.

FMK: I see. So you mean the key to the game is winning, right?

MK: Winning is usually a byproduct of scoring more goals. The real key is outworking them.

FMK: But you just said that scoring more goals is the key, which means you want to win I guess. Define outworking them.

MK: Outworking them. You know guys like Jay Winder and Derek Suddons have to show up, they are our big game players.

FMK: By showing up, you mean being at the ACC for 7:00 PM tonight, right?

MK: No, just showing up wanting to win.

FMK: So Blaine Manning and Peter Lough don't want to win?

MK: Correct, Winder and Suddons are the oil that makes our engine run.

FMK (Getting sick of cliches): So it is more important to the success of the Rock to have Suddons and Winder have great games than Manning or Lough?

MK: Yes, they will be the main factor should we pull out a win tonight.

FMK: Alright, what about stopping John Grant Jr?

MK: He is obviously a component of their team, but I'd be more concerned with guys like Pat Cougevan and Jack Reid?

FMK: You mean guys that have 4 combined points as opposed to Grant's 73?

MK: Yes, know you're getting it. Those guys are the yeast that make's Rochester's bread.

FMK (Finally figuring out why Toronto is 0-4 against Rochester since Kloepfer became DLO): Alright Mike, thanks for the time.